Today’s lesson: Jodie Marsh hatred warrants ALL CAPS

L to R: Dα Grαnny, Madame Melinda, Miko Trith

There’s nothing more captivating that observing a public conversation about an intolerably obnoxious person discussed in the most annoying way possible. ALL CAPS.

Jodie Marsh showing off her 32GGsEarlier today, Dα Grαnny, Madame Melinda and Miko Trith took on an intellectually stimulating subject: British attention whore Jodie Marsh. Having no clue who this was I had to Google her. Wasn’t impressed. Apparently, Jodie is a insecure, no talent reality t.v. personality in the UK … who has also had a stint as a model. She’ll do anything for money and the opportunity to show off her ridiculously large 32GG breast implants. Read more about her insipid life, if you dare.

I get it. Within a mere 30 seconds of Googling her I was already rolling my eyes and trying to stave off the dry heaves.

I happened to catch the tail end of the three eccentric who were shamelessly slamming Marsh while ALL CAPS the hell out of the conversation, which I’ve provided below*.

Read on. I hope you enjoy as much as I did.

Miko Trith— You have moved to English Park 1
(10:55) Dα Grαnny: SAY IT AGAIN
(10:55) Madame Melinda: I WANNA PUNCH HER SILICON
(10:55) Madame Melinda: ANNOYING
(10:55) Madame Melinda: I HATE HER
(10:55) Madame Melinda: JODIE MARSH
(10:55) Dα Grαnny: TYPE HER NAME
(10:55) Miko Trith: LOLZ
(10:55) Dα Grαnny: OKE
(10:55) Madame Melinda: theyre SO FVCKING HUGE
(10:55) Dα Grαnny: OH MY GOODNESS
(10:55) Madame Melinda: I HATE HER
(10:56) Dα Grαnny: LOOK AT THAT CHEAP HΟ
(10:56) Madame Melinda: SHES AN ATTENTION WHOORE
(10:56) Madame Melinda: YES
(10:56) Miko Trith: IKR
(10:56) Madame Melinda: SHE IS CHEAP
(10:56) Dα Grαnny: I WANNA STRAGGLE HER!
(10:56) Madame Melinda: DIDNT I TELL U THAT
(10:56) Madame Melinda: PETE BURNS PWNED HER
(10:56) Madame Melinda: LIKE
(10:56) Miko Trith: BO0BS SO BIG
(10:56) Madame Melinda: ALOT
(10:56) Dα Grαnny: HE DID THE DAMN RIGHTEST THING
(10:56) Madame Melinda: IN THE CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER 2006
(10:56) Madame Melinda: YEP
(10:56) Miko Trith: MAN THEY DO SAG
(10:56) Miko Trith: SHE NEEDS A BRA
(10:56) Miko Trith: HAS SHE EVER HEARD OF IT
(10:56) Madame Melinda: I DONT THINK ANY SIZE OF BRAS WOULD FIT HER
(10:56) Dα Grαnny: WHENEVER THEY’LL GO SAGGY
(10:56) Madame Melinda: SAGGY BREASSTS
(10:56) Dα Grαnny: SHE’LL FIX ‘EM
(10:56) Miko Trith: IF THEY HAVE BRAS
(10:57) Miko Trith: AS BIG AS DESKS
(10:57) Dα Grαnny: LIKE I DO
(10:57) Miko Trith: I THINK THEY DO
(10:57) Madame Melinda: BRITISH PEOPLE RARLEY USE EM
(10:57) Dα Grαnny: WITH MY BΟΟBIES
(10:57) Dα Grαnny: BUT MINE
(10:58) Madame Melinda: SHE RUNS
(10:58) Madame Melinda: DONT MIND THAT SLUTTT
(10:58) Dα Grαnny: BETCH

That’s all, folks!

– AF

* Background chat has been removed from this conversation

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